My roommate just messaged me “I want to be a cat. Humans are stupid.”

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Meeting who could be my chinchilla tomorrow! He’s very, 5 years old and named Pierre. I am so excited!!!!!

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iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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Hey hey hey, calling all hot young females preferably bisexual to join me and my lovely, muscular, sexy boyfriend for a hot threesome! 

The latest Doctor Who episode is terrifying and I am too high to comprehend it so I was distracting myself by looking up pictures of Batman.

Really high off of some quality medicinal shit and I am feeling fucking amazing.

jinny-thekisaragi:

THAT PHOTO OF RICHARD WITH THE BANJO GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE SO I HAD TO DRAW THIS

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sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

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bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

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"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."

buzzfeed:

lol parents   [x]

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satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

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